WELCOME TO OUR CATALOG!
We’re glad you’re here! Can we get you something? Is it too early for a drink? We won’t judge. Just help yourself.
We are SWEET & SNARKY greeting card company, purveyors of fine snark located in Longmont, Colorado (yes, we were priced out of Boulder).
At SWEET & SNARKY, we do all of our own stunts, i.e. we draw all psychotic, anthropomorphized cartoon pillows and mounds of poo ourselves, as well as writing all original copy. Plus, we were the ones who came up with putting the word happy in front of birthday – it used to go, “another damn birthday, sorry man/lady”. Not as catchy.
Is the work immature? Often. Snarky? Well yeah, that one’s in our name. Profane? Ya know, sometimes it just doesn’t work without an F*bomb. Intentionally mean spirited? Nope – that’s not interesting to us. Our sincere intent is to use humor as a profound expression of love. After all – as the saying goes, “If you weren’t laughing, you’d be crying” (never more true than today). And once in a while, we just make a straight up sweet card, hence the name “SWEET & SNARKY”.
Thanks for looking!
THE DEETS
All cards are digitally printed in Colorado on 100% PCW recycled paper, and packaged with a kraft or colorful, recycled envelope in a clear sleeve.
All cards are A2 sized (4.25” x 5.5”) and are blank inside. This is not social commentary on the ultimately hollow nature of existence – we just think it’s nice to do your own thing on the inside of a card. That’s your space.
THE BORING BUT NECESSARY POLICY STUFF
The Wholesale price is $2.00 per card.
Please order in increments of 6.
Minimum opening order: $100, $75 for subsequent orders.
*All orders of $200 or more receive 6 free cards of buyer’s choice.
TO OPEN A WHOLESALE ACCOUNT:
Email matthew@sweetandsnarkygreetings.com.
Once wholesale status is established, we require payment for opening order prior to shipping. Net 30 terms can be arranged thereafter for qualified buyers. Acceptable forms of payment include: Credit cards, business checks and PayPal. Returned checks are subject to a $25 fee.
SHIPPING AND HANDLING:
We will very carefully ship your order within one to two weeks via UPS ground (unless buyer makes other arrangements). Cost of shipping is incurred by buyer.
RETURNS/CANCELLATIONS:
Orders may be cancelled for no charge prior to shipping. In the unlikely event that buyer receives damaged product, a full refund will be issued for any and all damaged merchandise, or we will replace order. Please report shortages or damage within five days of receipt. Please save packaging to help us make a claim with carrier.